The Irreverent Couponer

+ Positively Queer for Coupons +
cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

(via tehjennismightier)

Hiding from the vacuum cleaner behind a recent t.p. haul from CVS. There’s been a surprising amount of fur/hairball action up in here for late August. #globalwarming #globalhairballing

Hiding from the vacuum cleaner behind a recent t.p. haul from CVS. There’s been a surprising amount of fur/hairball action up in here for late August. #globalwarming #globalhairballing

CVS! Doing your free-toothpaste-match-ups since I don’t even know when. Limit of two, ooh la la.

CVS! Doing your free-toothpaste-match-ups since I don’t even know when. Limit of two, ooh la la.

I stopped by CVS today to get some of the digestive-themed free-after-ECBs items… just in time for school to start again next week.
Viva generic tums! Take me through to winter break!

I stopped by CVS today to get some of the digestive-themed free-after-ECBs items… just in time for school to start again next week.

Viva generic tums! Take me through to winter break!

Gatorade: When Water Doesn’t Work Anymore

There’s a combined deal on Gatorade this week at Walgreens, which is helpful because I just got home from the store to find a crew of people digging up the front lawn of the apartment complex, and our water is turned off without any fucking warning. It’s OK, I can just drink and wash my hands with Gatorade!! Remember that movie you swear you didn’t watch where they feed Gatorade to plants? Geez, me neither.

First, 28-32 oz bottles are $0.69 each with the in-ad coupon — the clerk will ring the coupon up with your order so you get the discount; limit of 6.

Second, you get 1,000 points in your Bonus account for every six participating Gatorade products you buy, which is about equal to a dollar in the points-to-money conversion. Assuming you buy six…

that’s about $0.52 for each bottle (via couponer math). Enjoy your electrolytes!

Plan B Coupon

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always relevant to our broad interests.  

(via thefeministpress)

freebiesandreviews asked: how much does the almond milk usually cost?

Kroger was claiming a regular price of $1.99 per 32 oz of Blue Diamond Almond Breeze, so it’s basically half-off with a Kroger card. I stock up when I’m running low and I can get it for less than $0.04/oz.

About twice a year I can get the 64 oz cartons for $1.50 or less with coupons, so that’s obviously The Best, but I’m currently enjoying the security of having almond milk for my coffee through the holidays.

I bought ten more containers of almond milk and I swear I’m probably going to cap it here at twenty. But a dollar each! This is half-year stockpile time!

We’re taking a tiny Broad City break from regularly scheduled couponing.

"They’re too heavy! There’s too many of them! They keep coming!"

First ten in! So far it looks like a totally modest amount in a grocery bag. Is anyone having luck or trouble in other areas?
Even though Kroger is the biggest grocery store chain, I still I worry about differences in our grocio-regionalism. 

First ten in! So far it looks like a totally modest amount in a grocery bag. Is anyone having luck or trouble in other areas?

Even though Kroger is the biggest grocery store chain, I still I worry about differences in our grocio-regionalism. 

Hello, Kroger! A dollar for 32oz. of shelf-stable almond milk is a totally respectable stock up price in my book. I could file at least ten of these into the back of a cupboard without anything getting weird around here. 

Hello, Kroger! A dollar for 32oz. of shelf-stable almond milk is a totally respectable stock up price in my book. I could file at least ten of these into the back of a cupboard without anything getting weird around here. 

$0.25 for an 8” pair of scissors is pretty sweet, espesh for cuteponers — at Office Depot/Office Max this week. ✂️🏢📆

$0.25 for an 8” pair of scissors is pretty sweet, espesh for cuteponers — at Office Depot/Office Max this week. ✂️🏢📆

Tax Free Weekend Is Upon Us! Some of us.

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For those of you in rainy Georgia, scroll through this presentation for more info on which items and categories are exempt from tax today and tomorrow: Get the most from your tax-free shopping weekend. 

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i’m excerpting the best parts of the lists for you

The rest of you should consult this list of 2014 state tax holidays, and see when you can buy things like computer stuff under $1000 per item, school supplies for under $20/item, and clothing for under $100/item without paying whatever percentage of sales tax your state requires.

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Hey, Alabama, Florida, Virginia, New Mexico, and a couple more of you— you’re with us, and it’s time to go shopping. States that are firmly “Northern,” either in New England or decidedly mid-Atlantic, you guys don’t get one. Pwah?! I don’t know, my friends. I don’t know.  

I’m gonna get a new raincoat! Plus a girdle and mittens for any purpose.  

Unboob Him!

Oh! Oh oh! I’ve got something to say!!

My friend Alex is going to get his bewbs removed in two weeks, and he’s almost at the donation goal for his epic Unboob.me endeavor. Check it out! Watch the video! Watch the animation that I thought was the video but actually is a second and separate animation!! Laugh at the prom picture but not as long as I did because rude! Electronically toss him some cash!

He is great! But his boobs totally need to go.

Everyone is in agreement about this. 

I’ll have a fiercely excited GIF party while you go to the site.

Unboob.me

Unboob.me

Unboob.me

Conjunction Junction

I got so many good books at the library today, ___ now I am going to watch Netflix.